FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
this sounds like what my mother said i did to her
A kitten followed me into my apartment this evening, and I ain’t even mad.
Party animal 🎉🐱🎂
Birthday babes 🎉 @nate_dawgg69
So excited to see me 🐱
Pink birthday cake on point 👌🎂🍦🎉
I have the best boo 😍🎉🎂 happy birthday to me - my own island and a Kate Spade bag
God I love him.
Hello September, circa 2012
Lookin at art with my boo (at North Carolina Museum of Art)
If today goes well, you may go out for ice cream. Words to live by @marykatemcdevitt 🍦🍦🍦
Thank goodness for cat post-its to keep me in line for the next week. 👸🐱
Found this gem while unpacking in my new apartment @sheaisnotaginger #meta